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Hell yeah thats my high school, only kewpies in the world! Damn proud to be a naked baby!
Yesterday, my dad and I were going dirt bike riding on our usual trail only to find a sign in front of it saying, “Closed due to zombie sightings”. Expecting my dad to just turn the car around and head home, he parked the truck onto the side of the road and started pulling the bikes out. When I asked him why he was doing this, he replied, “When I have grandchildren, I want to be able to tell them I survived a zombie attack.” Agreed. MLIA
Today, while in the shower, I found a small bouncy ball. While I do not know exactly how it got there, I do know that it was the most entertaining shower I’ve taken in a long time. MLIA
Today, I ordered a pizza from Domino’s online. While tracking the order, it said that Jesus left the building with my delivery. MILA
(239): she’s just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
(858): batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
(301): i just yelled “run, its godzirra!” to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
